Target Is Tracking Your Purchases!

 Target Is Tracking Your Purchases!

For a long time, I have been an avid fan of Target. I always felt they had the best Lego collection compared to places like Kroger or Walmart. They also had Naked's Might Mango which I am a big fan of. Target also had these excellent retro action figures I could only find there and always loved looking at. However, I was dismayed when my Computer Science teacher, Dwayne Gibbs, told us that they track everything that you buy and even predict when customers are having babies! I was disgusted, appalled even! Why would Target do this to me? I would have expected this from Tik Tok or Twitter, but my beloved Target? This was a crime against humanity!

Ever since I heard of this monstrosity I vowed to make others aware of this travesty. That is why I making this the first post on my blog, which is undoubtedly one of the biggest blogs of all time. Finding out about that great crime from Target was my red-pill moment. Let this first blog post be that moment for you and join me on my quest to warn people of Target's sins and to wipe them off the face of the Earth!

- Noah Newcomb